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Dupa alte citeva schimburi de vorbe…. ma intreaba…
Domnu’ Cioba… ce parere aveti despre unguri?
De ce mai?... Ca eu nu pot sa-i spuport…..
Am crezut ca moooor de ris, si ceilalti din jur, la fel.
Nu isi merita soarta,chiar daca e un Hyundai. Il prefer unui BMW fitos Macar o data la 4 ani scapa si ea o zi de un conducator nesuferit. Noi romanii nici atunci nu scapam ca alegem altul
Pssst! ... nu spune la nimeni - dar pentru faze de genul asta - politia australiana iti confisca masina 30 de zile. Daca esti tare de cap si te prind a treia oara, iti iau masina de tot.
Si aici - cu riscul de a supara pe unii, sunt de acord cu ei. Carnetul de conducere este un privilegiu, nu un drept!
Eu sunt un sofer prudent si cu maniere civilizate pe drmurile publice, indiferent de “jungla” care apare uneori in trafic. Ceea ce am facut eu acolo fac doar noaptea cand e pustiu si in parcari goale, lipsite de orice fel de circulatie rutiera sau pietonala. “Gresesc” doar daca prin acele clip-uri instig pe cineva sa faca aceleasi lucruri.
Hehehe ... faceam si eu d-astea pe vremea lu’ Ceau ....cu Dacia 1300 a lu’ tata ... pe terenul de fotbal in curtea scolii ... pe praf.
Dar mai spectaculos este cu un BMW sau cu altceva cu tractiune pe spate si cu destui cai putere .... ca incepi si te invarti cat vrei ... pana iei piciorul de pe acceleratie.
„aburitor“, „afumator carne“, „autopsier la ecarisaj“, „cap de masa“, „ciontitor transator carne“, „confectioner creta scolara“, „detector pierderi apa si gaze” ..... tu ce meserie ai?
They always ask at the doctor’s office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk…. The Receptionist said, “Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?” “There’s something wrong with my dick”, he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, “You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.” “Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,“he said. The Receptionist replied; “Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.” The man replied, “You shouldn’t ask people questions in a room full strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, “?Yes??” “There’s something wrong with my ear”, he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. “And what is wrong with your ear, Sir??” “I can’t piss out of it,” he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Mess with seniors and you’re gonna lose!
Ighen!
