WOULDN’T WANT TO BE (BILL GATES)
K. Maney

Poor guy
He’s probably looking out through one of those 500 pains of glass
Bet he
Wishes he were out here on our boat not catching any bass

You know what’s cool?
He could buy any power tool.

Just think
Lives on the water, but on a whim can’t join us hanging here
He’d bring
Police and bodyguards, who’d probably just drink up all our beer

Must be a pain
All that wealth and fame

I wouldn’t want to be  
I wouldn’t want to be  
No I wouldn’t want to be Bill Gates

That’s his
Enormous dock, it’s got umbrellas and those Adirondack chairs
If he
Ever used it, a hundred boats would anchor here and stare

If it were mine
I’d have a party on it all the time

I wouldn’t want to be  
I wouldn’t want to be  
No I wouldn’t want to be Bill Gates

I know
Let’s knock on his front door and say my home computer’s on the blink
Bet he’d
Welcome the company and have his butler fix us fancy drinks

As his houseguests
We shouldn’t mention the blue screen of death

I wouldn’t want to be  
I wouldn’t want to be  
No I wouldn’t want to be Bill Gates

se poate asculat pe: http://blogs.usatoday.com/maney/2006/01/tuesday_tech_so.html